Oh, Pippa Middleton you should have gone full Eurotrash. Not be a Sloane married to a stuffed cashmere jumper

Her honeymoon wardrobe of prissy dresses is the epitome of dull royal conformity. Plus: Gwyneth Paltrow is the narcissistic gift that keeps giving Pippa Middletons honeymoon wardrobe, OMG.Lauren, Paris Oh. Em. Gee. Well said, Lauren, or, to use words more native to you, bien dit. (Oh, yeah, baby, that A-Level in French does not go to waste around here!) I have been keenly studying Pippas honeymoon wardrobe or trousseau, as I prefer to call it, given the Middleton sisters do seem to have walked straight out of a 19th-century novel. But well save my extensively developed theory involving Kate and Pippa and the work of William Thackeray for another day, given that I have already exceeded my pretentiousness quota for this week, and we havent even got out of the first paragraph. As I said, I have been keeping a keen eye on Pippas honeymoon wardrobe indeed, I have little […] Read more »